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A post-mortem to every horrible Tinder date. /
I wish I chose a different path in life. Something more fulfilling. /
I wrecked your car as a kid and blamed it on a neighbor. /
I’m not sure I have ever found sex fulfilling. /
Find someone who loves me for me and bangs me like it. /
I still love you. /
When I didn’t want to be alone anymore. /
I'm fearful of becoming emotionally attached to someone. /
A surge of stomach flutters. /
I wish I'd chosen to stay and work things out. /
A post-mortem to every horrible Tinder date. /
I wish I chose a different path in life. Something more fulfilling. /
I wrecked your car as a kid and blamed it on a neighbor. /
I’m not sure I have ever found sex fulfilling. /
Find someone who loves me for me and bangs me like it. /
I still love you. /
When I didn’t want to be alone anymore. /
I'm fearful of becoming emotionally attached to someone. /
A surge of stomach flutters. /
I wish I'd chosen to stay and work things out. /
A post-mortem to every horrible Tinder date. /
I wish I chose a different path in life. Something more fulfilling. /
I wrecked your car as a kid and blamed it on a neighbor. /
I’m not sure I have ever found sex fulfilling. /
Find someone who loves me for me and bangs me like it. /
I still love you. /
When I didn’t want to be alone anymore. /
I'm fearful of becoming emotionally attached to someone. /
A surge of stomach flutters. /
I wish I'd chosen to stay and work things out. /
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